Ngh… Damn, why am I-

[pause]

… Huh. Unfamiliar forest, check. Thick black collar, check. Creepy bird, check. What a wonderful nightmare this is turning out to be. All that’s missing now is a demonic violent banshee. So not cool.

[another short pause]

OW! And pinching isn’t helping either. My beautiful cheek! ... Is this for real?